Yuka Sawachi - a delusion
We will dig this one out of the stacks that are beginning to gather a coating of dust. The date of the release was 2004 - the model is Yuka Sawachi. Produced by JapaX, I don’t believe this one got a lot of coverage. It is called Yuka Sawachi - a delusion.
Yes, we all know what a delusion is - a mistaken or unfounded opinion or idea, and an erroneus belief that is held in the face of evidence to the contrary. These are practical definitions found in the online dictionary. However I can’t figure out why this DVD is entitled ” a delusion”.
What is true, is no mistake, and there is no evidence to the contrary, is that Yuka Sawachi is one stacked and sexy lady. The DVD opens with a standard montage - sort of a minute and half of some of the high points of the DVD to immediately hook you into giving your undivided attention and watching what follows.
Yuka is on a Saipan beach in a white bikini. She’s running towards us. I’ve stated in previous reviews that I am extremely attracted to this woman. But liking her looks doesn’t mean that I’m going to like every video she appears in.
Maybe it was the weather (lack of blue skies is obvious), or maybe it was the occasionally dirty lens on the camera, or just maybe the direction was unimaginative. Or maybe the production designer was just too caught up in selecting dilapitated locations. Maybe it was he that was having delusions.
I think they tried to produce this video on the cheap. There’s no scenes at the hotel pool, nor do we see anything of a luxurious hotel. [The credits say they stayed at the Saipan Grand Hotel but we saw none of it]. Instead they shot scenes at some long disused buildings that looked like remnants from WWII. Also employed was an automobile junkyard, and a so-so looking beachside beer hall where a ravished Yuka wolfs down some pizza.
On the plus side, there are ample shots of Ms Sawachi’s ample bosom. In fact, there are multiple shots that we would normally see in a behind the scenes featurette. One that comes to mind is Yuka having fun with the camera guy. They’d just arrived at the bar restaurant and Yuka, as she comes out of the van, gets up real close to the camera. She pushes her big tits right at the camera, and you can hear her say. “Boing, boing…”, twice. Too bad it reads better than it looked.
Much of the other candid stuff was fun, but it was also so brief and fleeting. The DVD is a bikini idol video and there’s plenty to see of this sexy woman. I’m sure you will enjoy these captured images from the video. Like this one where we discover that Yuka likes Calvin Klein briefs.
Unfortunately, the still images are superior to the video as a whole. My gripes are with the direction, and ultimately with the editing. And let’s not forget the overall concept. For example - there’s a scene with Yuka reading from a book. This is a no-frills, definitely not glamorous scene; but it is intercut with Yuka looking quite sexy in bed. Maybe she is reading about a sexy woman in the book, and they’re putting those words into images for us. But that is only a guess on my part.
There’s a brief scene where Yuka is asked to press her big boobs against a sheet of lucite. But it was dirty, and scuffed up. As you can see, the results are not great images. Yes, we can see that her boobs are very big - but you’d think they’d do a better job with the props.
And there’s a lengthy interview towards the end. Again, this isn’t a glamour or sexy piece of video. It is just a woman talking to us. Maybe if I knew what she was saying, I’d be able to offer more of a commentary. But looking at it from just a visual standpoint, the scene fails.
I’m going to score this one at a three point zero score. Let’s call it a 4.0 model in a 2.0 DVD production, so we’ll average it out as a three.
Okay, so why did I dig this one out, only to give it a fair to middling review? That’s easy - Yuka is irresistable. And of that fact, I am not delusional… We’ll have Yuka in Milk Chocolate for you in the future.
Yuka Sawachi - a delusion
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