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Hitomi Tanaka - Premium Cutie (2008)
SOD/Cutie Honey
Catalog # CHD-27 - Region 2 - Aspect 1.5
Running Time: 98 minutes

The Skinny: Super busty Hitomi Tanaka is back on screen again in her third DVD from SOD’s Cutie Honey label. This time they’ve taken her out of doors. In fact the DVD opens on a beach. Brilliant!! It’s about time they’ve let the sun shine on Hitomi’s considerable assets. So on with the show. Let’s get started as it’s time to break the DVD down and discuss it.

The montage gives lots of clues that Hitomi is going to be daring. But this being a gravure DVD it will also have to be limited to almost but not quite nudity. Such is life in the world of Japan’s Gravure DVD’s.

I believe we are on the beach with Hitomi somewhere in Okinawa as the opening chapter begins. She sports a pink tee shirt over a white bikini. The bikini is small and shows off Hitomi’s superb figure beautifully. The scene has too many editing garnishments, and there’s a lot of closeups. Someone told Hitomi to splash, so she dutifully splashes water at the camera. Lucky us - we get to see huge water drops on the screen. No, they don’t ruin the shot, but they are intrusive and clearly an unavoidable distraction for the viewer.

Scene two finds Hitomi in a raingear. Boots almost to the knee and a umbrella festooned with lots of hanging mobiles are the high points of the costume. The rain” is provided by a outdoor shower no doubt in place for people to wash off the sand from the beach before entering the pool. Again Hitomi inexplicably splashes water at the camera, and to make matters worse - the camera enters into the range of the water falling from the shower head. Much of this scene is like driving through a powerful rainstorm where visibility is very low.

Check out the example above, and you’ll understand why this scene is ‘washout’. This was clearly a very poor choice as the director should have left this scene on the cutting room floor. Even having Hitomi hoist her boobs out of the bra cups and tease us didn’t save the scene.

Scene three opens with Hitomi jogging. She wears a blue zippered sweatshirt over a white top. The top is very low-cut. Given the size of Hitomi’s boobs there’s lots of jiggling to be seen. Unfortunately the top offers so little support, that Hitomi is forced to jog with one hand in place ready to prevent her boobs from completely falling out of the top. The camera is placed in the back of a vehicle with Hitomi jogging behind the car. She has an on-going dialogue with someone in the car as she jogs. This segment ran for more than five minutes and was entirely too long.

The scene shifts to the pool area when Hitomi can’t run anymore. She’ll toy with a bottle of water to emphasis her bust. She’ll hold the bottle close to her breasts, pour water over her breasts, and generally make sure that we have a good look at her bust-line.

What follows is simply a parody of the school ensemble that seems to set so many Japanese men into a frenzy. Hitomi wears a white blouse gathered beneath her boobs. A plaid school tie, a red leather belt with a yellow plaid pleated skirt that is so short you can see those bright red panties from the front or the back at all times. The black sox to the knee and the penny loafers complete the ensemble. It doesn’t need to be said, but there’s nothing even remotely school-girlish about Hitomi.

Even when she takes off that ’skirt’ you’ll not be stunned as it was really so, so small to begin with. Using the plastic recorder to probe the depths of her cleavage, won’t surprise you. But when she performs a ‘hand-job’ on the recorder, it does come as a surprise. PS - she removes the blouse and covers her boobs with her hands at the end of the scene.

A bathtub scene follows, and it is a highly provocative scene as well. Hitomi wears a one piece white tank suit which clings to her voluptuous body.

Initially the scene is marred by some directorial flourishes which were really directorial excesses. He bogs down and wastes valuable screen minutes with some close in below the surface crotch shots before focusing on her boobs. Which look positively massive in the tank suit. The trade off is you don’t see the cleavage instead you see the shape and size.

But that doesn’t last too long. Hitomi will rip apart the top so you can see more of her boobs. The clear gooey gel comes into play before long, and soon the bathing suit vanishes completely. Hitomi will protect her ‘modesty’ with the not quite see through shower curtain and her hands.

You may come away with the impression that a specific dark region is Hitomi’s pubic hair but you can’t really see it. Ah, the fun of the tease. And don’t let the confined small space lessen your enjoyment of this scene.

Everything you need to know about cooking pancake-o is next. Hitomi wears a checked apron. Her breasts are held in place by the apron but are uncovered except for the orange slices as pasties. Ho hum. No music, lots of whisking and chatter, and about six minutes later, voila, she serves up one super large pancake with whipped cream, a banana, and a cherry. Syrup is added and then she picks up the whole thing and eats it as if it were a wrap sandwich.

 

Oh yea, Hitomi practices her oral skills on the banana, before adding said banana to her cleavage. This wasn’t a good scene. Too long and boring, very messy, and not the least bit erotic.

Hitomi changes into a very pretty yukata or kimono for the next scene. The same music from the bathtub scene is again utilized. This scene is sort of played inside a doorway or entranceway and has low lighting at the beginning as the camera looks into the room. She will employ something shaped like a penis but is on a stick. The lighting as I said is quite low, and in the first half of this scene, much of what is shown is a mystery as to what is really happening.

Eventually, the camera moves to a position inside the room enabling them to use the daylight from outside. Now things are much easier to see. The best description for this chapter is that Hitomi is pleasuring herself. You see more of the dildo than Hitomi. As the scene winds down, we get the closing credits. We are at 87 minutes at this point and there about 10 minutes remaining. So what’s next?

Behind the scenes and making of segments, that’s what follows. Nothing special or worth discussing.

Summary: A mixed bag at best. Not nearly enough excitement. There’s far too much emphasis on Hitomi doing something with a prop like a banana, or a cherry with whipped cream, or a water bottle. In the making of segment Hitomi visits an aquarium, and we see a Great White Shark glide by. That was more exciting than most of the DVD.

I can’t say this was a better DVD than her first two. In fact I was disappointed. But Hitomi is a pretty girl with a sexy body, and when you see her in ‘real-life’ at the aquarium and performing dolphin show, you do appreciate how pretty she is. Therefore we will rate this DVD at three point five. Retail internet outlets are below.

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